
	Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now! We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V. Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2" If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins thou shall not cut "Footloose" If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar? To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt Crucified and all I got was this lousy tee shirt "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged Yeah that's what I would do if I were God So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven" With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick You just can't teach an old God new tricks But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem? If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy? Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade Yeah that's what I would do if I were God More lyrics from Bloodhound Gang .: A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is .: A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Cryin' .: A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying .: Along Comes Mary .: Asleep At The Wheel .: Balls Out .: Boom .: Coo Coo Ca Choo .: Earlameyer The Butt Pirate .: Farting with a Walkman On .: Fire Water Burn .: Firewater Burn .: Firewaterburn .: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo .: foxtrot unicorn charlie kilo .: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo .: Go Down .: Going Nowhere Slow .: Hell Yeah .: I Hope You Die .: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks .: I'm the Least You Could Do .: It's Tricky .: Its Tricky .: It´s Tricky .: K.i.d.s. Incorporated .: Kids In America .: Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny .: Legend In My Spare Time .: Lift Your Head Up High .: Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) .: Magna Cum Nada .: Mama Say .: Mama's Boy .: Mope .: No Hard Feelings .: No Rest For The Wicked .: Nowhere Slow .: One Way .: Overheard in a Wawa Parking Lot .: Pennsylvania .: R.S.V.P. .: Ralph Wiggum .: Rang Dang .: Right Turn Clyde .: Right Turn Klyde .: RSVP .: She Ain't Got No Legs .: Shut Up .: Something Diabolical .: Strictly for the Tardcore .: Take The Long Way Home .: That Cough Came With a Prize .: The bad touch .: The Ballad Of Chasey Lain .: The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope .: Three Point One Four .: Turn Clyde .: Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss .: We Are The Knuckleheads .: Why Is Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? .: Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me .: Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me ? .: Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? .: Yellow Fever .: You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk .: You're Pretty When I Am Drunk .: You're Pretty When I'm Drunk .: Your Only Friends Are Make Believe .: Your Only Friends Are Make You Believe .: Yummie Down On This .: Yummy Down On This Click here for all the other lyrics of Bloodhound Gang !

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