
	Who's that waddlin' down the street? It's just me, 'cause I love to eat Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham Who's real flabby? Yes, I am! Every picture of me's Gotta be an aerial view Now my doctor tells me There's just one thing left to do-- Grapefruit Diet (Diet) Throw out the pizza and beer Grapefruit Diet (Diet) Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here Grapefruit Diet (Diet) Might seem a little severe Grapefruit Diet (Diet) I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear Blow, flatty! Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss Walked down an alley and I got stuck I got more rolls than a pastry truck When I'm all done eating I eat a little more When I leave a room First I gotta grease the door Grapefruit Diet (Diet) Can't have another eclair Grapefruit Diet (Diet) I gotta decrease my derriere I'm on a Grapefruit Diet I'm on a Grapefruit Diet I'm on a Grapefruit Diet No more pie now No more creme brulee Lay off the gravy And souffle No french fri-yi-yies now No ice cream parfait Mr. Cheese Nacho Stay away Oh, I think I'd sell my soul For a triple patty melt But I need a boomerang When I put on my belt Grapefruit Diet (Diet) Lay off the 3 Musketeers Grapefruit Diet (Diet) Until my big booty disappears Grapefruit Diet (Diet) Eat'em till they're comin' out of my ears Grapefruit Diet (Diet) 'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years I'm on a Grapefruit Diet I'm on a Grapefruit Diet I'm on a Grapefruit Diet More lyrics from Weird Al Yankovic .: (This Song's Just) Six Words Long .: 12 Pains Of Christmas .: 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor .: Aardvark .: Achy Breaky Song .: Addicted to Spuds .: Airline Amy .: Albuquerque .: Alimony .: Alligator .: Alternative Polka .: Amish Paradise .: Amoeba .: Another One Rides The Bus .: Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars .: Avocado .: Baby Got Jack .: Baby Likes Burping .: Bedrock Anthem .: Belvedere Cruising .: Bohemian Polka .: Bologna .: Born To Be Mild .: Buckingham Blues .: Burger King .: Buy Me A Condo .: Cable TV .: Callin' In Sick .: Canadian Idiot .: Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Introduction .: Cavity Search .: Cheerios Apple Jacks Cheerios .: Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios .: Chicken Pot Pie .: Christmas At Ground Zero .: Christmas Memories of & Quot;Weird Al & Quot;Yankovic .: Cockroachs .: Dare To Be Stupid .: Dead Car Battery Blues .: Dog Eat Dog .: Don't Download This Song .: Don't Wear Those Shoes .: Don't You Forget About Meat .: Dr. Demento Radio Promo .: Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special .: Eat It .: Everything You Know Is Wrong .: Fat .: Finale .: Flatbush Avenue .: Frank's 2000 & Quot;Tv .: Frank's 2000" TV .: Free Delivery .: Fun Zone .: Gandhi II .: Gee, I'm a Nerd .: Generic Blues .: George Of The Jungle .: Germs .: Girls Just Want to Have Lunch .: Good Enough For Now .: Good Old Days .: Gotta Boogie .: Grapefruit Diet .: Gravy On You .: Green Eggs & Ham .: Green Eggs And Ham .: Gump .: Happy Birthday .: Harvey The Wonder Hamster .: Headline News .: Here's Johnny .: Hit Me With A Rock .: Holiday Greetings 1987 .: Holiday Greetings 1988 .: Hooked On Polkas .: Hummingbirds .: I Can't Watch This .: I Feel Like Throwin' Up .: I Lost On Jeopardy .: I Love Rocky Road .: I Remember Larry .: I Think I'm A Clone Now .: I Want A New Duck .: I Was Only Kidding .: I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead .: I'll Repair for You .: I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement ) .: I'm So Sick Of You .: If I Could Make Love To A Bottle .: Iguana .: Isle Thing .: It's All About The Pentiums .: It's Moldy Now .: It's Still Billy Joel To Me .: Its All About The Pentiums .: Jerry Springer .: Jurassic Park .: Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion .: King Of Suede Click here for all the other lyrics of Weird Al Yankovic !

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