
	Don't want to be a Canadian idiot Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead I never learned my alphabet from "A" to "Zed" They all live on donuts and moose meat and they leave the house without packin' heat never even bring their guns to the mall and you know what else is too funny their stupid monopoly money can't take 'em seriously at all Well maple syrup and snow's what they export they treat curling just like it's a real sport they think their silly accent is so cute can't understand a thing they're talking aboot sure they got their national health care cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air then again well they got celine dion eat their weight in kraft macaroni and dream of driving a zamboni all over saskatchewan Don't want to be a Canadian idiot Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius see the map they're hovering right over us tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous always hear the same kind of story break their nose and they'll just say sorry tell me what kind of freaks are that polite It's gotta mean they're all up to something so quick before they see it coming time for a pre-emptive strike More lyrics from Weird Al Yankovic .: (This Song's Just) Six Words Long .: 12 Pains Of Christmas .: 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor .: Aardvark .: Achy Breaky Song .: Addicted to Spuds .: Airline Amy .: Albuquerque .: Alimony .: Alligator .: Alternative Polka .: Amish Paradise .: Amoeba .: Another One Rides The Bus .: Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars .: Avocado .: Baby Got Jack .: Baby Likes Burping .: Bedrock Anthem .: Belvedere Cruising .: Bohemian Polka .: Bologna .: Born To Be Mild .: Buckingham Blues .: Burger King .: Buy Me A Condo .: Cable TV .: Callin' In Sick .: Canadian Idiot .: Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Introduction .: Cavity Search .: Cheerios Apple Jacks Cheerios .: Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios .: Chicken Pot Pie .: Christmas At Ground Zero .: Christmas Memories of & Quot;Weird Al & Quot;Yankovic .: Cockroachs .: Dare To Be Stupid .: Dead Car Battery Blues .: Dog Eat Dog .: Don't Download This Song .: Don't Wear Those Shoes .: Don't You Forget About Meat .: Dr. Demento Radio Promo .: Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special .: Eat It .: Everything You Know Is Wrong .: Fat .: Finale .: Flatbush Avenue .: Frank's 2000 & Quot;Tv .: Frank's 2000" TV .: Free Delivery .: Fun Zone .: Gandhi II .: Gee, I'm a Nerd .: Generic Blues .: George Of The Jungle .: Germs .: Girls Just Want to Have Lunch .: Good Enough For Now .: Good Old Days .: Gotta Boogie .: Grapefruit Diet .: Gravy On You .: Green Eggs & Ham .: Green Eggs And Ham .: Gump .: Happy Birthday .: Harvey The Wonder Hamster .: Headline News .: Here's Johnny .: Hit Me With A Rock .: Holiday Greetings 1987 .: Holiday Greetings 1988 .: Hooked On Polkas .: Hummingbirds .: I Can't Watch This .: I Feel Like Throwin' Up .: I Lost On Jeopardy .: I Love Rocky Road .: I Remember Larry .: I Think I'm A Clone Now .: I Want A New Duck .: I Was Only Kidding .: I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead .: I'll Repair for You .: I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement ) .: I'm So Sick Of You .: If I Could Make Love To A Bottle .: Iguana .: Isle Thing .: It's All About The Pentiums .: It's Moldy Now .: It's Still Billy Joel To Me .: Its All About The Pentiums .: Jerry Springer .: Jurassic Park .: Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion .: King Of Suede Click here for all the other lyrics of Weird Al Yankovic !

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