|
|
Artist Weird Al Yankovic music lyrics
Album unknown
Title Cable TV
|
Rating: N/A |
Hits Today : 0
Total hits : 353 |
|
|
|
I used to think my life was so empty,
I used to think life was passing me by.
I was just about ready,
To curl up and die.
But one day I got a visit,
From the cable company,
They hooked me up, plugged me right in,
And now I've got cable TV.
And so I get to watch...
The stock report in Korean,
Midget wrestling on channel 3,
It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em,
Yeah, but that's OK with me....
I got cable TV (cable TV),
Cable TV (cable TV),
Eighty-three channels of ecstacy,
I love my cable TV yeah,
Love my cable TV.
I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network,
The news and weather from Peru,
I got celebrity hockey,
And raquetball channel two.
Bug Bunny direct from Atlanta,
Mr. Wizard is on at five.
I've got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
So I can watch MTV while I drive.
I'm talking 'bout,
Real quality programs.
The type you just can't get for free,
Now I'm never gonna leave my apartment,
Cos there's just so much for me to see
On my cable TV (cable TV),
Cable TV (cable TV),
Yeah, if you have a problem you know where I'll be:
Watching my cable TV, yeah,
Watching my cable TV
My friends they're getting kinda worried,
They think I'm turning into some kind of freak.
But they're just jealous,
Cos I've seen `Porky's' twenty-seven times this week
On my cable TV (cable TV),
Cable TV (cable TV),
The greatest thing that ever happened to me,
I love my cable TV, yeah,
I need my cable TV.
Can't live without my cable TV, yeah
Watching my cable TV.
More lyrics from Weird Al Yankovic
.: (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
.: 12 Pains Of Christmas
.: 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor
.: Aardvark
.: Achy Breaky Song
.: Addicted to Spuds
.: Airline Amy
.: Albuquerque
.: Alimony
.: Alligator
.: Alternative Polka
.: Amish Paradise
.: Amoeba
.: Another One Rides The Bus
.: Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
.: Avocado
.: Baby Got Jack
.: Baby Likes Burping
.: Bedrock Anthem
.: Belvedere Cruising
.: Bohemian Polka
.: Bologna
.: Born To Be Mild
.: Buckingham Blues
.: Burger King
.: Buy Me A Condo
.: Cable TV
.: Callin' In Sick
.: Canadian Idiot
.: Carnival Of The Animals Part Two, Introduction
.: Cavity Search
.: Cheerios Apple Jacks Cheerios
.: Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
.: Chicken Pot Pie
.: Christmas At Ground Zero
.: Christmas Memories of & Quot;Weird Al & Quot;Yankovic
.: Cockroachs
.: Dare To Be Stupid
.: Dead Car Battery Blues
.: Dog Eat Dog
.: Don't Download This Song
.: Don't Wear Those Shoes
.: Don't You Forget About Meat
.: Dr. Demento Radio Promo
.: Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
.: Eat It
.: Everything You Know Is Wrong
.: Fat
.: Finale
.: Flatbush Avenue
.: Frank's 2000 & Quot;Tv
.: Frank's 2000" TV
.: Free Delivery
.: Fun Zone
.: Gandhi II
.: Gee, I'm a Nerd
.: Generic Blues
.: George Of The Jungle
.: Germs
.: Girls Just Want to Have Lunch
.: Good Enough For Now
.: Good Old Days
.: Gotta Boogie
.: Grapefruit Diet
.: Gravy On You
.: Green Eggs & Ham
.: Green Eggs And Ham
.: Gump
.: Happy Birthday
.: Harvey The Wonder Hamster
.: Headline News
.: Here's Johnny
.: Hit Me With A Rock
.: Holiday Greetings 1987
.: Holiday Greetings 1988
.: Hooked On Polkas
.: Hummingbirds
.: I Can't Watch This
.: I Feel Like Throwin' Up
.: I Lost On Jeopardy
.: I Love Rocky Road
.: I Remember Larry
.: I Think I'm A Clone Now
.: I Want A New Duck
.: I Was Only Kidding
.: I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
.: I'll Repair for You
.: I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement )
.: I'm So Sick Of You
.: If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
.: Iguana
.: Isle Thing
.: It's All About The Pentiums
.: It's Moldy Now
.: It's Still Billy Joel To Me
.: Its All About The Pentiums
.: Jerry Springer
.: Jurassic Park
.: Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
.: King Of Suede
Click here for all the other lyrics of Weird Al Yankovic !
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Popular Lyrics
965 hits today |
|
|
|
|
