
	Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best." - Grandpa's coming down this year and it might be his last. - Why Mom? You say that every time. - It seems that he's been dying ever since I was nine. - I don't mean no disrespect because he's old and mean. - But how come we invite him when he always makes a scene? - Tell me - Why Does, he hit me with his cane? - And why should I get him a gift if he doesn't know my name? - How come, he always calls me "Kate" - and forgets his dentures on his dinner plate? - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - That's what Mother said. - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - And soon he might be dead, so be nice. - What can I say to someone 300 years old? - When he seems so content staring at the jello mold. - Please Mom, let me go out and play - or soon I will go deaf like him from hearing him complain. - I know, his life's been long and hard - but he deserves some quiet and peace in a nice graveyard - Grandpa, I love you just the same - But I know that you won't be happy until you drive us all insane - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - That's what Mother said. - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - And soon he might be dead, so be nice. - be nice...to Grandpa...cuz he's old....and he smells, - and he's gonna die soon...be nice to Grandpa More lyrics from The Vandals .: A Gun For Christmas .: Aging Orange .: Airstream .: Allah .: An Idea For A Movie .: Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government) .: And Now We Dance .: Anti .: Ape Shall Never Kill Ape .: Bad Birthday Bash .: Behind The Music .: Big Bro Vs. Johnny Sako .: But Then, She Spoke .: Cafe 405 .: Canine Euthenasia .: Change My Pants .: Choosing You Masters .: Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) .: Come Out Fighting .: Crippled & Blind .: Elvis Decanter .: Euro-Barge .: Fourteen .: Gator Hide .: Get In Line .: Go .: Goop All Over The Phone .: Grandpa's Last Xmas .: Hang Myself From The Tree .: Happy Birthday To Me .: Hey Homes! .: How (Did This Loser Get This Job) .: Hungry For You .: I Believe .: I Don't Believe In Santa Clause .: I Have A Date .: I Know, Huh? .: I'll Make You, Love Me .: I'm A Fly .: I'm The Boss Of Me .: I've Got An Ape Drape .: If The Government Could Read My Mind .: It's A Fact .: Jackass .: Johnny Twobags .: Join Us For Pong .: Kick Me .: Kill My Tenant .: Ladykiller .: Let The Bad Times Roll .: Live Fast, Diarrhea .: Long Hair Queer .: Marry Me .: Master Race (In Outer Space) .: Mohawk Town .: Money's Not An Issue .: My Girlfriend's Dead .: N.I.M.B.Y. .: OK .: People That Are Going To Hell .: Phone Machine .: Pizza Tran .: Power Mustache .: Rico .: San Berdu .: Slap Of Love .: Small Wonder .: Sorry, Mom And Dad .: Soup Of The Day .: Stop Smiling .: Summer Lovin' .: Susanville .: Take It Back .: Tastes Like Chicken .: Thanx For Nothing .: That's My Girl .: The Legend Of Pat Brown .: The New You .: The Rodge .: Too Much Drama .: Urban Struggle .: Viking Suit .: Wanna Be Manor .: What About Me? .: You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It) Click here for all the other lyrics of The Vandals !

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