
	Clowns are neato clowns are fun - Clowns are loved by everyone - Cops n' commies even fags - Everybody loves a gag - Clowns everywhere are freakin' out - In parades they scream n' shout - They're sad as hell, and they're singin' the blues - Cause no one laughs at their great big shoes - Here's some clowns we really love: Bozo, Scoopy, Rusty Nails - Here's a clown we really hate: Ronald McDonald - (He's only in it for the burgers) - I saw a clown in the mall today - My brother cried and he ran away - They get no respect, aren't served in bars - No matter how many friends they can fit in their cars - The other day I was drivin' around in the clown-mobile with 17 of my - friends towin' the - ferris wheel in the back and this cop pulls me over and says, "Where ya - goin' Bozo?" - I said, "I'm not Bozo. I sure wish I was, though. The man's a friggin' - genius." - Clowns are forced to take jobs across the nation - Below the level of their education - It's hard as hell to make ends meet - With a painted face and gigantic feet - Yesterday I was sittin' in a bar havin' a drink and this clown walks in and - says, - "Bartender, give me a tree fort." The bartender looks at him and says, - "What's in - a tree fort?" "Playboy books and cigars." - Last verse same as the first Acapulco version, ten times worse More lyrics from The Vandals .: A Gun For Christmas .: Aging Orange .: Airstream .: Allah .: An Idea For A Movie .: Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government) .: And Now We Dance .: Anti .: Ape Shall Never Kill Ape .: Bad Birthday Bash .: Behind The Music .: Big Bro Vs. Johnny Sako .: But Then, She Spoke .: Cafe 405 .: Canine Euthenasia .: Change My Pants .: Choosing You Masters .: Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) .: Come Out Fighting .: Crippled & Blind .: Elvis Decanter .: Euro-Barge .: Fourteen .: Gator Hide .: Get In Line .: Go .: Goop All Over The Phone .: Grandpa's Last Xmas .: Hang Myself From The Tree .: Happy Birthday To Me .: Hey Homes! .: How (Did This Loser Get This Job) .: Hungry For You .: I Believe .: I Don't Believe In Santa Clause .: I Have A Date .: I Know, Huh? .: I'll Make You, Love Me .: I'm A Fly .: I'm The Boss Of Me .: I've Got An Ape Drape .: If The Government Could Read My Mind .: It's A Fact .: Jackass .: Johnny Twobags .: Join Us For Pong .: Kick Me .: Kill My Tenant .: Ladykiller .: Let The Bad Times Roll .: Live Fast, Diarrhea .: Long Hair Queer .: Marry Me .: Master Race (In Outer Space) .: Mohawk Town .: Money's Not An Issue .: My Girlfriend's Dead .: N.I.M.B.Y. .: OK .: People That Are Going To Hell .: Phone Machine .: Pizza Tran .: Power Mustache .: Rico .: San Berdu .: Slap Of Love .: Small Wonder .: Sorry, Mom And Dad .: Soup Of The Day .: Stop Smiling .: Summer Lovin' .: Susanville .: Take It Back .: Tastes Like Chicken .: Thanx For Nothing .: That's My Girl .: The Legend Of Pat Brown .: The New You .: The Rodge .: Too Much Drama .: Urban Struggle .: Viking Suit .: Wanna Be Manor .: What About Me? .: You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It) Click here for all the other lyrics of The Vandals !

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