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Artist Song Parodies music lyrics
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Title Lightsaber Man (Styx Blue Collar Man)
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Ooh!
Give me a robe,
I've got the Force, you see.
For Master Yoda, I'll strive.
I'm just a fool who wants to be a Jedi Knight
To keep the Jedi alive!
My father turned evil.
My uncle and aunt-
I saw them fried at their place.
But give me an X-wing
'Cause I've got the will
To blast off into deep space!
I'll take the long fights,
Unbeatable odds,
Losing my hand to some a**hole.
If it takes all that,
To be one with the Force,
Well, I'm gonna be a Lightsaber Man!
Tell me to let go
And trust in the Force.
Off my computer goes, Ben.
This is my last time flying down a Death Star trench.
So, if I'm not shot...
I'll take the long fights,
Unspeakable truths,
Taking those long deadly falls!
As long as - I get
A mechanical hand,
Well, I'm gonna be a Lightsaber Ma-a-an,
Keeping my mind off of Leia now,
'Cause Obi-wan: he seems to have something to say!
Palpatine!
Can he be all I fear he is?
I close my eyes
And lightning is toasting my hair!
(Guitar solo)
Ooh, ooh,ooh,ooh yeah!
I'll take the long fights.
Electrical shocks!
Watching the Emperor fa-a-alll!
I'll do that
To make up with my dad,
And I'm gonna be a lightsaber maaaaannn.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!
And Leia loves Han! (doo doo doo doo!)
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!
Doo doo doo doo doo doo -
I'll take the long nights
Without any broads!
Partying down with the Ewoks!
But then I'll - See Dad
Back with Yoda and Ben!
So, I'm gonna have a lightsaber -
Had to BUILD a lightsaber -
But it's MY OWN lightsaber, man!
Alright!
Believe it!
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