
	In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes Just feeling lousy My girlfriend tells me that It's time to take a bath I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday" Once every 24 hours I'm supposed to take a shower That's not the way I do it Do it do it Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind I don't want to do it Do it do it It doesn't make a difference to me Everyday I do the same old thing So why should I have to be clean? Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays Also known as shower days I hate them More lyrics from NOFX .: 13 Stitches .: 180 Degrees .: A Perfect Goverment .: A Perfect Government .: A200 Club .: All His Suits Are Torn .: All Out Of Angst .: All Outta Angst .: Always Hate Hippies .: American Errorist .: Anarchy Camp .: And Now For Something Completely Similar .: Ant Attack .: August 8th .: Bang Gang .: Beer Bong .: Beer Song .: Bleeding Heart Disease .: Bob .: Bob Turkee .: Bottles To The Ground .: Brain Constipation .: Buggley Eyes .: Champs & Eacute;Lys & Eacute;Es .: Champs Elysées .: Champs Elyses .: Champs-elysées .: Champs-elyses .: Cheese .: Clams Have Feelings Too .: Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Dont) .: Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don’t) .: Dad's Bad News .: Day To Daze .: Decom - Poseur .: Dig .: Dinosaurs Will Die .: Don't Call Me White .: Drop The World .: Drug free America .: Drugs Are Good .: Dying Degree .: East Bay .: Eat The Meek .: El Lay .: Electricity .: Eric Melvin Vs. PCP .: Falling In Love .: Five Feet Under .: Fleas .: Food, Sex And Ewe .: Food, Sex, & Ewe .: Forming .: Franco Un - American .: Franco Un American .: Free Dumb .: Freedom Lika Shopping Cart .: Freedom Like a Shopping Cart .: Freedumb .: Fuck The Kids I .: Fuck The Kids II .: Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner) .: Germ Free Adolescent .: Gonoherpasyphlilaids .: Green Corn .: Here Comes The Neighborhood .: Herojuana .: Hit It Hold It Back .: Hobophobic .: Hotdog In A Hallway .: I Don't Want You Around .: I Live In A Cake .: I Wanna Be An Alcoholic .: I Wanna Be Your Baby .: I'm Tellin Tim .: I'm Telling Tim .: ID .: Idiots Are Taking Over .: Im Telling Tim .: Iron Man .: It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite .: I´m Telling Tim .: Jaundiced Eye .: Jeff Wears Birkenstocks? .: Johnny Appleseed .: Just The Flu .: Kids of The K - Hole .: Kids Of The K-hole .: Kill All The White Man .: Kill Rock Stars .: Lager In The Dark .: Last Caress .: Lazy Train .: Leave It Alone .: Life Of Riley .: Linoleum .: Liza .: Liza & Louise .: Liza And Louise .: Liza And Louzie Click here for all the other lyrics of NOFX !

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