
	If I were a poet, I would write a sonnet. It would say "I love you." Your name would be upon it. If I were a farmer, I'd give you a bunny. If I had a beehive, You would get free honey. Fa la la (many times) If I were a baker, You could have a cruller If I were a painter, Choose your favorite color. If I had some diamonds, I'd give you a few, Anything to show you How much I love you. Fa la la... Did you guess my secret? I am not a poet. Couldn't write a sonnet, And I think you know it. I am not a farmer, Can't give you a bunny. I don't have a beehive, Sorry 'bout the honey. Fa la la... I am not a baker, Don't know bread from batter. And I am not a painter, And it doesn't matter. I don't need a present, All I have to do Is look at you to show you How much I love you. Fa la la... More lyrics from Muppets .: (get A Move On) Go With The Flow .: (get up) miss piggy .: (it's Not Easy) Bein' Green .: (take What You Want And) Get Goin' .: A Face .: A Friend Is A Friend .: A Helping Hand .: A Professional Pirate .: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ .: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ miss piggy .: African Alphabet Song .: Alligator King .: Alphabet Song .: Ay, jamesha beard kissed me in the jaw 30 .: Back There .: bam bama bam bama (she loves you) .: Be Kind .: Bert Ernie 1 .: Bert Ernie 2 .: Better Comes .: Bless Us All .: BOO! you scared Miss Piggy .: Bork .: Borneo .: Brave Boy Jump Up .: C Is For Cookie .: Cabin Fever .: Calypso .: Camilla .: Can You Picture That .: Can You Picture That? .: Capital I .: Captain Vegetable .: Chairman of the Board .: Cheese .: Cigarettes and Whiskey .: Coconut .: Couldn't We Ride .: Cuanto Le Gusta .: Dance Myself To Sleep .: do an ansma dance .: Do It On My Own .: Doe Ray Me .: doin' the combo!! .: Doin' the Pigeon .: Don't Know What Time It Is .: Doozer Knitting Song .: Doozer March Song (set Your Shoulder) .: Dream For Your Inspiration .: Dreaming Of Someone .: Dum Dee Dum .: Easy Is The Only Way To Go .: Elmo's Song .: Everybody Wash .: Feelings .: Five People in My Family .: Follow Me .: For What It's Worth .: Fraggle Rock Rock .: Fraggle Rock Theme .: Friends Till The End .: Frogs .: Goin' For a Ride .: Goodtime Goombah Soup .: Halfway down the stairs .: Happiness Hotel .: Happy Feet .: He'll Make Me Happy .: Here To There .: Hey, A Movie .: I don't want to live on the moon .: I Get A Kick Out Of U .: I Hope That Something Better Comes Along .: i love miss piggy (jamesha's concert theme) .: I Love Trash .: I'm an Aardvark and I'm Proud .: I'm Five .: I'm Going to Go Back There Someday .: I'm My Own Grandpaw .: I'm Ugly .: I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts .: If I were .: Inch By Inch .: Inchworm .: Is It True? .: It Feels Like Christmas .: It's Not Easy Being Green .: J For Jump .: Jamboree .: jamesha & miss piggy's blackout .: jamesha & miss piggy's heaven theme 200 .: jamesha & miss piggy's kiss song .: jamesha & miss piggy's other blackout .: jamesha & miss piggy's theme song .: jamesha (miss piggy you love me so much) .: jamesha beard's love song .: jamesha does love miss piggy .: jamesha kissed (whoop that trick theme song) .: Just One Person .: Keep Christmas With You All Through The Year Click here for all the other lyrics of Muppets !

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