
	Many, many years ago when I was seventeen I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be This widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red My father fell in love with her and soon they, too, were wed This made my dad my son-in-law and it changed my very life For my daughter was my mother though she was my father's wife To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy This little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad For if he was my uncle then it also made him brother To the widow's grown up daughter who, of course, was my stepmother I am my own grandpaw Yes, I am my own grandpaw It sounds funny, I know But it really is so I am my own grandpaw Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run And he became my grandchild 'cause he was my daughter's son My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too And if my wife is my grandmother, I am her grandchild And everytime I think of it, oh, it nearly drives me wild For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw As husband to my grandmother, I am my own grandpaw,... oh ... I am my own grandpaw Yes, I am my own grandpaw It sounds funny, I know But it really is so I am my own grandpaw More lyrics from Muppets .: (get A Move On) Go With The Flow .: (get up) miss piggy .: (it's Not Easy) Bein' Green .: (take What You Want And) Get Goin' .: A Face .: A Friend Is A Friend .: A Helping Hand .: A Professional Pirate .: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ .: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ miss piggy .: African Alphabet Song .: Alligator King .: Alphabet Song .: Ay, jamesha beard kissed me in the jaw 30 .: Back There .: bam bama bam bama (she loves you) .: Be Kind .: Bert Ernie 1 .: Bert Ernie 2 .: Better Comes .: Bless Us All .: BOO! you scared Miss Piggy .: Bork .: Borneo .: Brave Boy Jump Up .: C Is For Cookie .: Cabin Fever .: Calypso .: Camilla .: Can You Picture That .: Can You Picture That? .: Capital I .: Captain Vegetable .: Chairman of the Board .: Cheese .: Cigarettes and Whiskey .: Coconut .: Couldn't We Ride .: Cuanto Le Gusta .: Dance Myself To Sleep .: do an ansma dance .: Do It On My Own .: Doe Ray Me .: doin' the combo!! .: Doin' the Pigeon .: Don't Know What Time It Is .: Doozer Knitting Song .: Doozer March Song (set Your Shoulder) .: Dream For Your Inspiration .: Dreaming Of Someone .: Dum Dee Dum .: Easy Is The Only Way To Go .: Elmo's Song .: Everybody Wash .: Feelings .: Five People in My Family .: Follow Me .: For What It's Worth .: Fraggle Rock Rock .: Fraggle Rock Theme .: Friends Till The End .: Frogs .: Goin' For a Ride .: Goodtime Goombah Soup .: Halfway down the stairs .: Happiness Hotel .: Happy Feet .: He'll Make Me Happy .: Here To There .: Hey, A Movie .: I don't want to live on the moon .: I Get A Kick Out Of U .: I Hope That Something Better Comes Along .: i love miss piggy (jamesha's concert theme) .: I Love Trash .: I'm an Aardvark and I'm Proud .: I'm Five .: I'm Going to Go Back There Someday .: I'm My Own Grandpaw .: I'm Ugly .: I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts .: If I were .: Inch By Inch .: Inchworm .: Is It True? .: It Feels Like Christmas .: It's Not Easy Being Green .: J For Jump .: Jamboree .: jamesha & miss piggy's blackout .: jamesha & miss piggy's heaven theme 200 .: jamesha & miss piggy's kiss song .: jamesha & miss piggy's other blackout .: jamesha & miss piggy's theme song .: jamesha (miss piggy you love me so much) .: jamesha beard's love song .: jamesha does love miss piggy .: jamesha kissed (whoop that trick theme song) .: Just One Person .: Keep Christmas With You All Through The Year Click here for all the other lyrics of Muppets !

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