Artist Maclean & Maclean music lyrics
Album Suck Their Way To The Top
Title Doggie Vom, pt 2
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Now Stay!
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Friends, have you ever watched your dog vomit on the floor
And then nosed among the contents in search of an undigested morsel?
Friends, Is your dog's persnickety appetite keeping you awake at night
wondering just what to serve 'em?
Well, here's a new snack that's so tasty,
It'll have you dog smackin' his chops and sayin',
"MMM-MMM, Good!"
Yes friends, It's Dog Vom.
Moist, Tender chunks of predigested sirloin,
selceted vegatables and a smatterin' of saliva
Scrumptiously delicious,
And that's a mouthful, Folks!
Each portion of Dog Vom is wrapped separately in cellophane and
contains it's own vile of sulfuric acid.
Just add the acid and soon your dog's breakfast is
gonna be swimming in a sea of steaming soup.
So friends, The next time you're at your grocers
Ask for Dog Vom! And Remember folks,
"If It's Not Regurgitated, It's Not Dog Vom!"
Now Stay Jingles, Stay!
Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay!
Ha Ha Ha, Fuckin'!
Stay Jingles, Stay!
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