
	it's friday night, I've got a date with this vegan girl Katee you know I really like her style smile, style oh, I love you, Kate but you've gone too far you won't even sit in my brand new car it's got reclining bucket seats and a cd player, so what's your fucking beef? is it my cozy leather seats? is it the covers made from sheep? ok, I guess that we can walk, and walk, and walk what kind of guy do you think I am? you only take off your shoes when you're in Japan I bought this outfit just for you so what if they're suede? and now my jacket too so what am I supposed to do? I'll freeze to death and catch the flu ok, I'll do it just for you we made it out and we had an ok time I caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite she said I'm sorry, Mark. I hope that you pull through next time we go out please just wear some different shoes I tried to fuck her and you know what happened then she said that condom you've got's made from a lamb's skin so what's your problem? last friday night, you know I had a date it was with this vegan girl I think her name was Kate if you're lookin for some action, or if you wanna score just eat some bark and acorns and she will like you more than me! More lyrics from Guttermouth .: 1, 2, 3 ... Slam!!! .: 1, 2, 3... Slam! .: 1-2-3-4 .: A Date With Destiny .: A Day At Office .: A Day At The Office .: A Nice Place To Visit .: Abort Mission .: American Made .: Asshole .: Baker's Dozen .: Big Pink Dress .: Born In The USA .: Bruce Lee Vs. The KISS Army .: Bullshit .: Can't We All Just Get Along (at The Dinner Table) .: Can't We All Just Get Along? (At the Dinner Table) .: Carp .: Casserole Of life .: Chaps My Hide .: Chicken Box .: Con Especial .: Derek .: Disneyland .: Do The Hustle .: Encyclopedia Brown .: End On 9 .: Food For Thought .: Food Storage .: Gar - Bage , a Perfect Example of Uninteresting Poetry .: Gar-bage (Gar'bij) A Perfect Example Of Uninteresting Poetry .: Gas Out .: Generous Portions .: Ghost .: Give Me A Gun .: Gods Kingdom .: Gold .: Good Friday .: High Balls .: Hit Machine .: Hopeless .: Hypocrite .: I Have A Dream .: I Saw The Light .: I'm Punk .: Jack La Lanne .: Jamie's Petting Zoo .: Just A Fuck .: Just A Fucking (Lounge Version) .: Lipstick .: Lock Down .: Looking Good Is All That Matters .: Lucky The Donkey .: Marco Polo .: Marks Ark .: Mr. BBQ .: Musical Monkey .: No More .: No Such Thing .: Oats .: Old Glory .: P C .: P. C. .: P.C. .: Perfect World .: Pot .: Power Up .: Race Track .: Room For Improvement .: She's Got The Look .: Sid Vicious Was Innocent .: Skater's Anthem .: Steak .: Steak .: Steak (The Underwater Version) .: Sucking Dick For Beer .: Summers Over .: Teri Yakimoto .: Thought Provoking Sonic Device .: Toilet .: Trinket Trading, Tick Tooting, Toothless, Tired, Tramps... Or The 7t's .: Under My Skin .: Under The Sea .: Up Your Bum .: Use You Mind .: Use Your Mind .: Vacation .: Veggicide .: Viva America .: What If? .: What's Gone Wrong .: What's The Big Deal? .: When Hell Freezes Over .: Where Was I? .: Whiskey .: Your Late Click here for all the other lyrics of Guttermouth !

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