
	I've had my pet Since I was nine years old I loved him and fed him But one day he attacked I knew he didn't love me back So I grabbed him like a football And punted fifty yards Now I hate pets Take yourself to the vet Now I hate pets Dolphins trapped in little nets Now I hate pets You little fucking Screaming shit-bag I should of let your mother Eat you, little fucker So I got a little birdy And I trained it everyday He knew 1000 words But then he flew away But then I got him back The fucker wouldn't shut his trap So I took him to the bathroom And rubbed his beak in shit Now I hate pets Spotted owls in their nests Now I hate pets Bagged a deer and made a vest Now I hate pets Birds and bees and bears and bison Pigs and parrots and pandas I fucking hate them all!!! I was walking through the park When a snake peered from his hole A perfect opportunity To take the bastard home I chopped his fucking head off With my handy garden hoe And made a lovely hat-band For my redneck cousin Bo, heee-haaw! Now I hate pets 10,000 volts to the chest Now I hate pets Fed my cat some cigarettes Now I hate pets You little fucking Screaming shit-bag bastard Fuck you, you Fucking pig-shit licker, fuck!!!!!! More lyrics from Guttermouth .: 1, 2, 3 ... Slam!!! .: 1, 2, 3... Slam! .: 1-2-3-4 .: A Date With Destiny .: A Day At Office .: A Day At The Office .: A Nice Place To Visit .: Abort Mission .: American Made .: Asshole .: Baker's Dozen .: Big Pink Dress .: Born In The USA .: Bruce Lee Vs. The KISS Army .: Bullshit .: Can't We All Just Get Along (at The Dinner Table) .: Can't We All Just Get Along? (At the Dinner Table) .: Carp .: Casserole Of life .: Chaps My Hide .: Chicken Box .: Con Especial .: Derek .: Disneyland .: Do The Hustle .: Encyclopedia Brown .: End On 9 .: Food For Thought .: Food Storage .: Gar - Bage , a Perfect Example of Uninteresting Poetry .: Gar-bage (Gar'bij) A Perfect Example Of Uninteresting Poetry .: Gas Out .: Generous Portions .: Ghost .: Give Me A Gun .: Gods Kingdom .: Gold .: Good Friday .: High Balls .: Hit Machine .: Hopeless .: Hypocrite .: I Have A Dream .: I Saw The Light .: I'm Punk .: Jack La Lanne .: Jamie's Petting Zoo .: Just A Fuck .: Just A Fucking (Lounge Version) .: Lipstick .: Lock Down .: Looking Good Is All That Matters .: Lucky The Donkey .: Marco Polo .: Marks Ark .: Mr. BBQ .: Musical Monkey .: No More .: No Such Thing .: Oats .: Old Glory .: P C .: P. C. .: P.C. .: Perfect World .: Pot .: Power Up .: Race Track .: Room For Improvement .: She's Got The Look .: Sid Vicious Was Innocent .: Skater's Anthem .: Steak .: Steak .: Steak (The Underwater Version) .: Sucking Dick For Beer .: Summers Over .: Teri Yakimoto .: Thought Provoking Sonic Device .: Toilet .: Trinket Trading, Tick Tooting, Toothless, Tired, Tramps... Or The 7t's .: Under My Skin .: Under The Sea .: Up Your Bum .: Use You Mind .: Use Your Mind .: Vacation .: Veggicide .: Viva America .: What If? .: What's Gone Wrong .: What's The Big Deal? .: When Hell Freezes Over .: Where Was I? .: Whiskey .: Your Late Click here for all the other lyrics of Guttermouth !

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