
	My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me Lefty? Yeah but that was alright She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies? Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat, gee You know what I really want in a girl? Me I need to find a new vagina Any kind of new vagina It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina Women are like dog, doo, hear me through don't interrupt It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese Preferably for me fat-free American singles only I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up Just independent like NOFX ,smart like Janeane Garafolo She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee You know what I really want in a girl? Me I need to find a new vagina Any kind of new vagina It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina Kevin Klein? Kind of South Carolina Vagina vagina vagina vagina Vagina vagina vagina vagina More lyrics from Bloodhound Gang .: A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is .: A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Cryin' .: A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying .: Along Comes Mary .: Asleep At The Wheel .: Balls Out .: Boom .: Coo Coo Ca Choo .: Earlameyer The Butt Pirate .: Farting with a Walkman On .: Fire Water Burn .: Firewater Burn .: Firewaterburn .: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo .: foxtrot unicorn charlie kilo .: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo .: Go Down .: Going Nowhere Slow .: Hell Yeah .: I Hope You Die .: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks .: I'm the Least You Could Do .: It's Tricky .: Its Tricky .: It´s Tricky .: K.i.d.s. Incorporated .: Kids In America .: Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny .: Legend In My Spare Time .: Lift Your Head Up High .: Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) .: Magna Cum Nada .: Mama Say .: Mama's Boy .: Mope .: No Hard Feelings .: No Rest For The Wicked .: Nowhere Slow .: One Way .: Overheard in a Wawa Parking Lot .: Pennsylvania .: R.S.V.P. .: Ralph Wiggum .: Rang Dang .: Right Turn Clyde .: Right Turn Klyde .: RSVP .: She Ain't Got No Legs .: Shut Up .: Something Diabolical .: Strictly for the Tardcore .: Take The Long Way Home .: That Cough Came With a Prize .: The bad touch .: The Ballad Of Chasey Lain .: The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope .: Three Point One Four .: Turn Clyde .: Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss .: We Are The Knuckleheads .: Why Is Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? .: Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me .: Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me ? .: Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? .: Yellow Fever .: You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk .: You're Pretty When I Am Drunk .: You're Pretty When I'm Drunk .: Your Only Friends Are Make Believe .: Your Only Friends Are Make You Believe .: Yummie Down On This .: Yummy Down On This Click here for all the other lyrics of Bloodhound Gang !

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