Performed by Black Market Farts (B.M.F.) (Hema Stulberg, John Bidochka, Rory Mitchell, Gil Beck, Col Reid) Written by B.M.F. (c) 1990 Crappy Music -------------------------- Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The most popular B.M.F. concert Tonight, twinkling his ivories and playing keyboards Is Rory "Mr. Casio" Mitchell And on the flaming aqua-blue guitar Is Sonya's Gil Beck, the sewer's friend Enjoy the show
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Beating the largest instrument, and skin Is J-Yawn Bi-di-bi-di.....that Ukrainian kid And on the four-stringed thing that nobody likes Is Col "Sodhed" "Mr. Colin" "Clo" Reid
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And finally tonight, on the screaming Is me: Mister Asshole
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