
	I never much believed in reincarnation Thought it was only people's imagination But now I'm forced into some reconsideration 'Cause something's happened to my cat That deserves some explanation William Shakespeare's in my cat My kitty is the bard He used to be a playwright Now he's digging up the yard He's still a cat in most respects He likes to meow and purr But now I introduce him as the cat That wrote Richard the third I took him to see Phantom He said it was quite nice But he can't go see Miss Saigon Until he kills some mice (Until he kills some mice) William Shakespeare's in my cat It sometimes seems so deep The guy who wrote Twelfth Night Chews on my socks while I'm asleep I'm really quite impressed I own the cat who wrote MacBeth But if something's rotten in this state It's just his fishy breath 'Cause he wrote Romeo and Juliet But his greatest story yet Is coming back as someone's pet And gettin' neutered by the vet He got his paws caught in a net Then he said to be or not to meeeow! William Shakespeare's in my cat He rarely ever talks He makes his loudest statements Standing in the litter box He sleeps on all my shelves And throws my books about the house It doesn't sound like prose When he bats a squeaky mouse Sam Beckett's plays are witty, Same thing for Bernard Shaw, Oscar Wilde is pretty, But none of them have paws (None of them have paws) William Shakespeare's in my cat He chases bits of fluff John Milton's in my goldfish But I never liked his stuff I'm thinking that Franz Kafka Really came back as a bug And I hope Andrew Lloyd Webber Will stay underneath my rug 'Cause he wrote Romeo and Juliet But his greatest story yet Is coming back as someone's pet And gettin' neutered by the vet He got his paws caught in a net Then he said to be or not to meeeow! Take it, Trevor! He wrote Romeo and Juliet But his greatest story yet Is coming back as someone's pet And gettin' neutered by the vet He got his paws caught in a net Then he said to be or not to meeeow! More lyrics from Arrogant Worms .: Baby Poo .: Big Fat Road Manager .: Canada's Really Big .: Car Full Of Pain .: Carrot Juice Is Murder .: Christmas Blues .: Christmas Hangover .: Christmas In Ignace .: Christmas Is Almost Here .: Christmas Sucks .: Christmas Turkey Blues .: Christmastime .: Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day .: Dangerous .: Dog Food Woman .: Don't Go Into Politics .: Goin' Huntin' .: Having Fun Is Bad For You .: Horizon .: I Ran Away .: I Want To Look Like Arnold .: I'm The Only Gay Eskimo .: Jesus' Brother Bob .: Kill The Dog Next Door .: Killer Robots From Venus .: Let There Be Guns .: Let's Go Bowling .: Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts .: Losing Hair Under God .: Malcolm .: Me Like Hockey .: Mounted Animal Nature Trail .: My Voice Is Changing .: Proud To Be A Banker .: Proud To Be Canadian .: Rippy The Gator .: Santa's Coming And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass .: Stalker Girl .: The Canadian Crisis Song .: The Credit Song .: The Fishing Song .: The Happy Happy Birthday Song .: The Last Saskatchewan Pirate .: The Last Sensitive Cowboy .: The Mountie Song .: The Same Christmas Cake .: Things Are Looking Bad For Santa .: Tokyo Love Song .: Vincent The Christmas Virus .: William Shakespeare's In My Cat Click here for all the other lyrics of Arrogant Worms !

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