
	Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make Another trip around the sun And the whole clan gathers round And gifts and laughter do abound And we let out a joyful sound And sing that stupid song Happy birthday! Now you're one year older! Happy birthday! Your life still isn't over! Happy birthday! You did not accomplish much But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough So let's drink to your fading health And hope you don't remind yourself The chance of finding fame and wealth Decrease with every year Does it feel like you're doing laps And eating food and taking naps And hoping that someday perhaps Your life will hold some cheer Happy birthday! What have you done that matters? Happy birthday! You're starting to get fatter Happy birthday! It's downhill from now on Try not to remind yourself Your best years are all gone If cryogenics were all free Then you could live like Walt Disney And live for all eternity Inside a block of ice But instead your time is set This is the only life you get And though it hasn't ended yet Sometimes you wish it might Happy birthday! You wish you had more money Happy birthday! Your life's so sad it's funny Happy birthday! How much more can you take? But your friends are hungry So just cut the stupid cake Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday, dear... (random calling out of names, including "Skippy, the bush kangaroo") More lyrics from Arrogant Worms .: Baby Poo .: Big Fat Road Manager .: Canada's Really Big .: Car Full Of Pain .: Carrot Juice Is Murder .: Christmas Blues .: Christmas Hangover .: Christmas In Ignace .: Christmas Is Almost Here .: Christmas Sucks .: Christmas Turkey Blues .: Christmastime .: Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day .: Dangerous .: Dog Food Woman .: Don't Go Into Politics .: Goin' Huntin' .: Having Fun Is Bad For You .: Horizon .: I Ran Away .: I Want To Look Like Arnold .: I'm The Only Gay Eskimo .: Jesus' Brother Bob .: Kill The Dog Next Door .: Killer Robots From Venus .: Let There Be Guns .: Let's Go Bowling .: Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts .: Losing Hair Under God .: Malcolm .: Me Like Hockey .: Mounted Animal Nature Trail .: My Voice Is Changing .: Proud To Be A Banker .: Proud To Be Canadian .: Rippy The Gator .: Santa's Coming And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass .: Stalker Girl .: The Canadian Crisis Song .: The Credit Song .: The Fishing Song .: The Happy Happy Birthday Song .: The Last Saskatchewan Pirate .: The Last Sensitive Cowboy .: The Mountie Song .: The Same Christmas Cake .: Things Are Looking Bad For Santa .: Tokyo Love Song .: Vincent The Christmas Virus .: William Shakespeare's In My Cat Click here for all the other lyrics of Arrogant Worms !

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