
	I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind Then my neighbour bought a dog He put a ribbon on its head to make it cute But it still looked like a chihuahua He had me over to watch it sit and beg It bit my knee, and made love to my leg Now it barks all the night and all of the day Whenever it's not peeing on my lawn I didn't get to sleep last night till very late The stupid dog barked and grrrr'd I got up late for work and ran to catch the bus But I slipped on a turd I was certain it wasn't one of mine That that dog had crossed over the line I wanted to exterminate it and all its kind From my lovely little suburb I'm gonna kill the dog next door Ain't gonna bark anymore 'Cause this is Judgment Day And the little runt has got to pay No more turds on my lawn That stupid mutt will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog I see the little monster in my garden So I grab an axe and off I go And I try my best to get it All I do is sever my big toe My neighbour comes outside to call me He says his dog and me should just be friends He puts his little pet in my forgiving hands Then it starts to bite So I strangle it with all my might Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the dog next door (kill the dog next door) Ain't gonna bark anymore 'Cause this is Judgment Day And the little runt has got to pay No more turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) That stupid mutt will soon be gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog Now the stupid mutt's in doggy heaven I strangled it to death and now I'm free But my trouble ain't quite over My neighbour called the cops on me I end up at the police station Where I am told that I must pay A 300 dollar fine Wow, what a good value I think I'll kill my neighbour too! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm gonna kill the guy next door (kill the guy next door) Won't call the cops anymore I never liked him anyway 300 isn't much to pay There are turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) They must be his, his dog is gone Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy! More lyrics from Arrogant Worms .: Baby Poo .: Big Fat Road Manager .: Canada's Really Big .: Car Full Of Pain .: Carrot Juice Is Murder .: Christmas Blues .: Christmas Hangover .: Christmas In Ignace .: Christmas Is Almost Here .: Christmas Sucks .: Christmas Turkey Blues .: Christmastime .: Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day .: Dangerous .: Dog Food Woman .: Don't Go Into Politics .: Goin' Huntin' .: Having Fun Is Bad For You .: Horizon .: I Ran Away .: I Want To Look Like Arnold .: I'm The Only Gay Eskimo .: Jesus' Brother Bob .: Kill The Dog Next Door .: Killer Robots From Venus .: Let There Be Guns .: Let's Go Bowling .: Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts .: Losing Hair Under God .: Malcolm .: Me Like Hockey .: Mounted Animal Nature Trail .: My Voice Is Changing .: Proud To Be A Banker .: Proud To Be Canadian .: Rippy The Gator .: Santa's Coming And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass .: Stalker Girl .: The Canadian Crisis Song .: The Credit Song .: The Fishing Song .: The Happy Happy Birthday Song .: The Last Saskatchewan Pirate .: The Last Sensitive Cowboy .: The Mountie Song .: The Same Christmas Cake .: Things Are Looking Bad For Santa .: Tokyo Love Song .: Vincent The Christmas Virus .: William Shakespeare's In My Cat Click here for all the other lyrics of Arrogant Worms !

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